Buying a Camera has made me think about what people are really. So today I went out to buy a camera. I am going to post some random ass videos from my trip to Thailand. I went to the mall in order to look for a camera. CAN’T ORDER ONE ONLINE. I am leaving in two days. Furthermore they would not be able to deliver it on time. Eventually I have found a Sony shop. They had cameras and all that. So I got one. There were three clerks in the shop. The first one showed me all the gear. I do not really know this stuff so I bought the one that said HD – as for “How Disappointing”.
I had to buy the micro sd card somewhere else because the Sony Shop was out of them. Luckily in front of the shop there was Photo Booth with a Photo Developer. They had the Micro SD cards that the Sony shop run out of. I told the clerk to wrap up my camera and prepare it because I am buing it and went to the Photo Place.
When I came back the camera was all wrapped up and ready to pick up. All I had to do is pay for it. Finally I took out my wallet, swept the card and voilà – READY.
Buying a Camera – THE SAD PUNCHLINE
Just before I was leaving the second clerk (not the one that one that sold me the camera) asked me:
CLERK TWO: Why do you need a camera?
ME: I’m going to Thailand for holiday. I need it to make my blog.
CLERK TWO: Cool. What it’s going to be?
ME: The name of the blog is myexistenceispain.com I want to contrast it with all the poeople that show thier “fabulous lives” on instagram. With suicide vibes…
CLERK TWO: Oh… That is a strong opening…
ME: YEAH. I heard about a guy who went there to off himself.
CLERK ONE: I WOULD OFF MYSELF IF I WOULD MEET A GIRL WITH A DICK!