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Contact information for all of you that want to say something to me. I barely check this email. You have to be patient. I do not want to give you my phone so you won’t bug me about anything. Instead I put the contact information for the American Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. I hope that they can help you if you are in pain.

Contact – Mars

FOR YOUR INFORMATION!!! WE DO HAVE AN OFFICE ON MARS. PROVE US WRONG. I you want to get in touch with that office talk to Elon. He’s your man. For our specific location on mars you can check out this link. Pain Alto 000 – that is the address.

WHERE IN THE BLOODY, BLOODY, BLOODY HELL AM I?

In case that you are totally lost and have no idea what is this website. Who are we? Is this for real? Or “Am I going INSANE”. We are a digital existance pain agency. We build websites and software for living but not here. This is more of a performance arts blog mixed with my going on a trip. I have no idea where this thing is going…. JUST GO WITH THE FLOW! BACK TO SAFETY

I have yaost installed and I need to reach the limit of 300 words so I will be rambling about something right now. OH! Actually I have already reach the limit for nice SEO score!

Contact – Get in touch

IF YOUR EXISTENCE IS PAIN CALL – Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

988 | Monday – Friday | https://988lifeline.org/

Email – OUR REAL CONTACT INFORMATION – I’M A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER. IF YOU NEED HELP CHECK THE LINK BEFORE.

myexistenceispainofficial@gmail.com

Offices

Mars – Existence View, Pain Alto 000 – Directions

Send us a message or Come visit us – BUT PLEASE DON’T. WE ACTUALLY DO NOT LIKE TO BE BOTHERED!

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