Painfolio

Buzz Website

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis. THIS WAS A BORING PROJECT WITH NO IMPACT ON ANYTHING. THE CLIENT WAS BROKE, WORKING WITH HIM WAS PAIN. BUILDING WEBSITES BRINGS BARELY ANY MONEY AND HAS NO IMPACT ON ANYONES EXISTENCE.

Branding for Chatoue

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis. MARK HAD TO COME UP WITH SOME WITTY ADVERTISING SLOGAN FOR A FOOD COMPANY THAT WANTS TO SELL MORE OF THEIR PRODUCT. THEY DO NOT SELL HEALTHY FOOD. QUITE OPPOSITE. MARK HAD TO COME UP WITH WORDS THAT WOULD ENCOURAGE YOUNG PEOPLE TO CONSUME MORE UNHEALTHY FOOD. THE SAME UNHEALTHY FOOD THAT MAKES THEM FAT AND CAUSES DEPRESSION. THE WORDS DO NOT MAKE SENSE AT ALL. MARK EVENTUALLY GOT FIRED. JANICE WITH A SLIM BODY AS OF A WASP CAME UP WITH SOME NONSENSE ABOUT

BODY POSITIVITY.

THIS IS WHAT WE DO TO OUR YOUTH. SHOW THEM UNREALISTIC BODY IMAGES IN EVERY MEDIA POSSIBLE AND THEN TRAIN THEM FROM AGE AS EARLY AS 3 YEARS OLD TO EAT MORE SO WE CAN PROFIT FROM JUNK FOOD SALES – PAIN.

IPM (International Pain Machines) Internal Website

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis. THIS IS A STERILE EVIRONMENT PREPARED FOR ABSOLUTE STRANGERS THAT HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHO IS PUT IN THIS ENVIRONEMNT. THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN CONTROL THIS PROCESS IS BY LYING, BACKSTABING AND DOUBLE CROSSING EACH OTHER IN ORDER TO GET SOMEONE FIRED OR QUIT. THIS IS A MODERN TORTURE CHAMBER WITH AIR CONDITIONING.

ANTI-Social App PAINBOOK

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis. DO YOU FEEL CONNECTED TO ALL THE ADS THAT YOU CONSUME. MOST OF YOUR “FRIENDS” ARE AVATARS. THEY MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST. THIS IS AN APP THAT CAUSED MASS INVIGILATION, SOCIAL DISORDER AND DEPRESSION AND/OR SUICIDE AMONG THE YOUTH – SO THAT A COUPLE OF BILLIONAIRES CAN EARN A BETTER PAINCHECK!