My existence is pain – “Just Another WordPress Site” -> “Just Another Pain Existence”
Create and grow your
unique EXISTENCE today
Programmatically work but low hanging fruit so new economy cross-pollination. Quick sync new
economy onward and upward. – WORDPRESS TEMPLATES ARE LIKE LIFE. FULL OF NONSENSE!
MOST OF THE TEXT IN CAPSLOCK ADDED TO THIS SITE IS ME MAKING SOME KIND OF STATEMENT ABOUT SOMETHING.
Fixed Price EXISTENCE
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet elit do, consectetur adipiscing, sed eiusmod tempor. ALL LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!
DIE on time
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet elit do, consectetur adipiscing, sed eiusmod tempor. OUR DIGITAL PAIN AGENCY BELIEVES IN DELIVERING ALL OF OUR PROJECTS ON TIME!!! AS A RESPECTABLE BUSINESS OWNER
YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER DELIVER THE PROJECT BEFORE THE DEADLINE.
Fast PAIN turnaround
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“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?”
THIS QUOTE CAME WITH THIS WORDPRESS TEMPLATE
Web PAIN or PAIN Design
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo. MOST OF OUR INFORMATION ECONOMY IS DESIGNED TO BE ADDICTIVE. WE POLLUTE OUR MINDS WITH USELESS INFORMATION CONSUMED LIKE PAINKILLERS. 99% INFORMATION ON THE WEB IS EITHER USELESS OR NOT TRUE. WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME FROM SCHOOL AND/OR WORK YOU TURN ON NETFLIX NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RELAX. YOU TURN IT ON IN ORDER TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM HOW MISERABLE YOUR LIFE HASE BECAME. IN TIMES LIKE THAT REMEMBER – GOD LOVES YOU AND LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!
Branding AND BRANDING
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo. TRAUMA CAN LEAVE YOU BRANDED FOR LIFE. THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT THE SCARS ON THE INSIDE ARE INVISIBLE. YOU WALK AND TALK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT THAT IS ONLY AN ACT SO EVERYONE LEAVES YOU ALONE AND YOU CAN COLLECT YOUR PAINCHECK. IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE IN ANYTHING IN TIMES LIKE THESE. REMEMBER. GOD LOVES YOU AND LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!
OUR EXISTENCE IS driven by PAIN
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo. I AM SO HAPPY THAT I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY LIFE IN A OFFICE WITH SOME KIND OF EXCEL FILE.
MY EXISTENCE IS PAIN – Featured PAIN
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?”
JANET MORRIS
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?” JANET FROM THE PREVIOUS PICTURE IS A PRETENTIOUS BITCH. SHE IS LYING TO YOU. DO NOT TRUST HER! INTERNET IS A BIG ECHO CHAMBER. WE ARE PUT INTO INDIVIDUAL CHAMBERS BASED ON THE ALGORITH THAT NO ONE, NO LONGERS FULLY UNDERSTANDS. THE ONLY CHANGES TO THE ALGORIGHTM ARE MED BASED ON ONE PREMISE – INCREASE THE ROI. TRUTH, MEANING, PROGRESS OR ANY LAST SIGN OF HUMANITY DROWNED IN THE OCEAN OF INFORMATION. THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THAT WE CAN TALK TO ARE OURSELVES.
WILLIE BROWN
“What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?” WILLIE FROM THE PREVIOUS PICTURE IS A SMUT PSEUDO-INTELECTUAL. THE INTERNET IS A GREAT HALL OF MIRRORS RESEMBLING THE SCENE FROM “ENTER THE DRAGON”. YOU PROBABLY DID NOT HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN TO WATCH IT UNTILE THE END…. MOST OF THE INFORMATION IS COPIED FROM ANOTHER PLACE. IT IS A COPY OF A COPY OF A COPY. MODERN MEDIA IS A RISING SHEPARD`S TONE. THEY HYPE UP THE NEWS SO YOU FEEL ENGAGED AND CLICK ON THE ADS. AND WHEN YOU ARE GETTING TIRED WITH “THE CURRENT THING” A NEW ONE IS SLOWLY RISING.
SEAN FISHER
MY EXISTENCE IS PAIN – Let’s work together on your
next web PAIN
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